Oh My Damn

Lucybeth (: 22 years old from New Jersey. Venezuelan and Portuguese.

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"I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous."

- unknown (via kushandwizdom)




I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”


Manarola, Italy | guerelsahin


soooo i come get home from smoking and go upstairs to see if simba has to pee. at first he comes down from my parents bed and followed me but once get to the top of the stairs he just looks down and basically decides not to come down. so I’m like damn you mad lazy but whatever. then he comes down  2 minutes later and starts to poke me while I’m peeing and I’m like yeaaaah i knew you couldn’t hold it in. so usually he just goes back to my parents room when i get home late but halfway there he hears the refrigerator door open and comes back. so i look at him and say that he’s not gonna get food since its so late. i get some crackers and eat like lil turkey and cheese sandwiches with them and start eating on the couch and this nigga comes up and sits right next to me. literally sticking his face up to my face to get the food. I’m trying to eat and he’s just staring at me. how am i suppose eat and have him just stare at me and my food looking all sad and hungry. id be mad hypocritical to eat this late and not let him and then eat in front of him. rude as hell. so i ended up giving him turkey. when were done eating he lays next to me so now I’m happy cause he’s here (: 


This is why I love you

(Source: arrystorm, via chocohawlic)